“Mamma, when I grow up, do you know what I want to be?”

“Tell me.”

“I’m going to be a shopper and a cooker.”

“Oh. What’s a shopper?”

“A shopper is a person who goes shopping for stuff and people give you money so you’re not poor.”

“Oh.”

“But then I’ll have to get a job, huh.”

“A job, huh? Like what?”

“I’m going to be a person who takes carts back and a cook.”

“You’re going to be a cooker and a cook? What’s the difference?”

“A cook cooks everything. Like dessert.”

“Mmmmm, okay.”

“And I’m going to have four jobs, I’m going to be a teacher and a lifeguard who blows their whistle at people who jump off the diving board when they’re wearing goggles. ”

“And what are you going to do with all your money?”

“I’m going to buy stuff like presents for people who, and, uh, other stuff.”