27
Nov
This is definitely not Kansas
A year or so ago, I hypothesized that glitter would, perhaps, bring peace to the middle east. Flying in last night, another possible solution to the tension in the middle east occurred to me: too much sand, not enough grass.
Instead of brown ground, brown air, brown paint on the walls, if instead there was tons of lush, green grass, they’d be too busy mowing their lawns to have time to be terrorists.
David
AMEN, SISTER!
Dad
I mowed the lawn in 25 windy degrees today. Those goofy-assed towel-heads would be too busy with their chattering teeth to blow anything up.
krustina
Don’t forget all the time they would need to spend weeding, seeding, weed-wacking, fertilizing, watering. You are such a genius! You should take a pail of red paint and paint the town red–no fuschia. Girl colors bring out happy feelings, as does glitter.