I came into work yesterday and my chair had a big duct taped “X” on the back of it, as did the backs of 2 other people in my office.  I was told that it was done by my friend Ronnie, and that he didn’t want to be friends with us anymore.

We didn’t like that very much.  To show him how much we didn’t like that, we duct taped everything down to his desk - phone, mouse, keyboard, stapler, mints. 

Coincidentally, around this same time, the cute little Starbucks bear that was on his desk vanished.  Vanished!  Of course none of us had anything to do with it, but really, what timing!  These were the pictures posted at various locations throughout the building.

The first menacing note:

It then took a poetic, somewhat angry turn:

After that came the threat of death by drowning:

Oh, that poor little bear.

Sadly, Ronnie still isn’t our friend.  Poor bear.