Our internet has been down for about a week now, so sorry for not updating it sooner!
What’s new, what’s new…first, I can’t imagine being here permanently. It’s just like high school all over again. I don’t know what to think about it all…everyone has to comment on everything (the current issue is my hair: apparently it is out of regulations and is “faddish” even though I’ve had the same style, more or less, for the past 5 years. I’d think that a “fad” would not be a “fad” after 5+ years, but who am I to say…), everyone has to make everything their business, everyone jumps to conclusions and has to bring up those issues with other people. It’s driving me batty.
The other main thing going on right now, and I have to keep this short since the internet is still very prone to going out on me, is my Enlisted Surface Warfare Specialist (ESWS) qualification I’m going for. I got a lot of stuff waived so I can get it, and I’m under a big time pressure to get it done quickly. The requirement is that you must be ship’s company (which I’m not), be on board for a minimum of a year before being eligible to work on the qual (which I haven’t been) and then you get 18 months to be qualified (but I’m only on board for less than 4 months total).
So this ESWS is a huge amount of stress. First you get two books that you have to take around the ship. You talk to other people who have the qualification and they explain things and as they explain it they give you a signature. There are hundreds of signatures you need to get. Once you get all your signatures, you take a written test. It’s only 50 questions, but it could be anything at all pertaining to the ship or Naval history, and it’s not multiple choice, it’s short answer. So there’s no luck involved like there was on my advancement exam!! And that’s not even the hard part. Once you’re done with your test, you start doing walk-throughs, which is where you go through each department and get more hands-on training. This is in preparation for the board. For your board, you get a pre-”murder” board, a murder board, and your final board. In order to get to your final board, you have to pass the murder board. The board is where they ask you random questions about EVERYTHING on the ship: How do we classify our reactors? How many .50 cal mounts are there? Where are they? How many rounds can it shoot in 2 minutes? What is our primary surface search radar? What is its range? What is the significance of the Battle of the Coral Sea? What is the difference between IEM-1 and IEM-2? What is the purpose of a Phone and Distance Line?
I have a stack of flash cards about 6″ high that I go through with all these questions, and yet even with this, this isn’t enough to pass the board.
So every night, I study with my study buddy, study in my rack when I go to sleep, ask questions all day long when I run into people who would know about these things, visit places on the ship to find out more about the ship. And this is on top of my regular job, which just went in a new direction with the advent of our LPO leaving to work temporarily on other ships. I’m now the assistant LPO, which doesn’t make much sense since I’m not actually permanently working here.
I can’t wait to go home and sleep in my big bed and wake up with little fingers up my nose, and eat dinner on my wooden table with real plates and glasses, not have to wear these giant steel toed boots (although they ARE mighty shiny, I do have to say…as I study, I shine my boots and answer questions, so they are gleaming now)…
The best thing - we’re past the halfway point of coming home!